Somehow I have lost weight

Depending on which scales I consult, I am down 5 to 13 pounds. This despite eating meals large enough to smother a pony. Like the one I shared with four friends last night:

• Sizzling hot beef plate
• Chinese cabbage
• A whole batter-fried fish
• Crispy eel
• Gongbao chicken
• fried eggplant
• five bowls of rice
• 60 ounces of beer

(This cost about US$18 total, BTW).

And I’m exercising less. Ha!

OK, to be fair, I think I’m losing muscle weight. grumblegrumble